07 December 2013

I have a confession to make

This is not #UKMConfession


I like a man with defined eyebrow.

They are most appealing to me.




15 July 2013

I'm back!

Greets my laptop cheerily.

The charger is officially RIP so yesterday I bought a new one. Yay.

I actually had a lot to write but BlackBerry got no apps for Blogger so pshhh it was so annoying lah, BB is so called smartphone but got no this got no that.

While everyone is in chaos over Candy Crush, I was like - what the eff is that? o_O

Okay bulan puasa termencarut, tak baik Izzah.

Selamat berpuasa semua. Jumpa lagi next time.

13 April 2013

How to combat frizziness

When I was like 10-13 years old my hair was gold gorgeous and shiny (not gold in color I remind you lol) but then it went downstraight uggg-ly, frizziness oiliness, at some point - dryness, list them up, I had them all.

Now that I'm turning 20 (just an excuse keh keh keh) I am taking my hair seriously
: |  ← this is my serious face



 Yeah make that annoying sad face


But fret no more, there are solutions to not to have electric hair like that anymore. I searched up for some tips on how to combat frizziness, I googled it, yahoo-ed it, made simple step by step notes out of it and - this is it. Read on:


  • combing before shampooing

  • shampoo every other day, conditioner every day

  • wide-toothed comb while hair is wet

  • never rub your dry with towel, just wrap it (or use old t-shirt)

  • use anti-frizz serum (or extra use of leave in conditioner if needed)

  • if oily, throw talcum powder




NEVER COMB YOUR HAIR WHEN IT'S DRY
it will only make your frizzzzzzzier!  

comb your hair with conditioner applied to the comb

braid or bun your hair before you go to sleep (or you can braid it after you wash your hair)



Some essential items you might wanna add up to your hair care list:

  1. olive oil
  2. anti-frizz serum
  3. wide-toothed comb 
  4. extra bottle of conditioner (logic because you gonna use it up every single day) 




You may wanna know the reasons behind those tips, yes you can, just google it up lor hahaha. It is pretty useful too if you know why frizziness happens ;)
 
That's all. Wanna find other tips about college life (ehem, it's good, really - and very sarcastic tips sometimes haha) just roll on to http://community.sparknotes.com. Have a good day everyone!

XOXO - lol diva sangat kau Zah 

23 March 2013

Tips kurus di Sushi King

Assalamualaikum and helowwww ebelibadi!


Tajuk tu sebenornya konpius nak letak 'tips kurus dengan sushi king' ke 'tips kurus bersama sushi king' ke 'tips kurus aku dan sushi king' ke..... entah.

Kat penghujung post ni bolehlah nilaikan sendiri mana tajuk yang sosuaiii

Tips aku ringkas je:

22 March 2013

Jangan tanya kenapa aku diam.


Tanya kenapa kau buat tak paham.



Celaru yang bercelaru

Celaru yang sampai kau tak tahu nak cakap macamana.

Celaru yang sampai entah perasaan sendiri pun kau tak tahu nak luah macamana.

Celaru yang sampai perasaan yang kau tak tahu nak luah, orang lain pulak yang luahkan untuk kau.




Walaupun salah, kau ya kan aje.

Sebab dah celaru.

Celaru yang bercelaru.

Sampai kau sendiri pun tak tahu.




Sial aku rasa macam nak jerit. Jerit kasi gegar, jerit bagi terkeluar semua isi sakit, benci, meluat, menyampah, sampah, trash, rubbish, garbage semua. (Tanpa sedar sekarang ni tengah terketap bibir). Tahan level sabar, tahan pintu marah, tahan lorong sedih, tahan terowong air mata...

and tup. Air mata dah tumpah.




Babi. Kau tak boleh nak tunggu lama sikit ke?


14 March 2013

Dulu - Sekarang

Dulu masa kecik memang tak banyak akal, aku akui lah.

Kenapa just randomly aku cakap macam ni? Kita lihat satu kes.

Masa sekolah rendah aku ada kawan. Panggil S. Tak kenal sangat dengan dia la, dia budak baru waktu darjah 4 kalau tak silap. Nature dia seorang yang senyap.. sunyi.. takda bunyi. Orang tanya tak menyahut, orang menengking tak dibalas. Tambahan, wajah dia ni ada iras kucing sikit (tak tipu, dan bukan bertujuan untuk menghina, ini kisah masa sekolah rendah dulu paham-pahamla jangan pura-pura tak pernah buat).

Sebab nature dia macam tu, senangla orang nak naturally buli dia. Nampak tak kat situ? Nampak tak? Membuli dia menjadi satu perkara, jerit? Tengking? Herdik? Ejek? Perli? Cakap apa je, aku rasa semua pernah kena kat dia. Sampai ada satu tahap, dia terpilih untuk pergi Kem Pintar, tapi ada seorang kawan nak jugak pergi tapi tak terpilih. Panggil A. Diajaknya berkonfrontasi depan-depan, tapi A tak sabar sebab nature S yang senyap tak menyahut, habis ditengkingnya depan orang, budak-budak kelas lain semua terkejut nak tengok sape kena marah tu?

Then nampak S kena marah, sampai menangis-nangis. Merah mata. Ketap gigi. Cubalah teka? None of us did anything. None of us. Because we felt that it is common. It is common to scold quiet people like her.

I regret that now.


Aku dapat bayangkan how painful perasaan dia masa tu. Sebab sekarang dah besar dah lebih sikit akal. Aku kesian, sebab dia sekarang.... InsyaAllah Allah tahu apa yang terbaik untuk dia.

Saya dah update blog ni, Sir. Hehe assalamualaikum selamat malam :)  

01 March 2013

Assalamualaikum Sir Azzwan!

So I see what you're doing, 'the blog booking' is still on eh, haha I'm feeling like a seniooorr now :p


It's been a while, hi blog. Lupa nak update. I usually have a loooooot to write to you (blog) but the ideas and words flow like waterfall and I don't really bring my laptop like e-very-where I go so


Yeah good idea to have a smartphone after this! Cewah alasan


09 February 2013

Miscommunication.

Miscommunication sometimes cause confusion and sometimes brings laughter.

But the incident that happened yesterday (Friday, February 8th 2012) cause both.

I was at the JPJ test waiting area, and there were four of us waiting (we sit together). We were dead tired and sleepy, until one of us, 93-er like me stated:


03, 14, 16, tiga-tiga kosong.


It means, the test car number 03, 14, and 16 were not used yet.

But all the others heard was a plain number


3 14 16 3 3 0


And we were like, huh???!

The story went a looooong way until we all burst into laughters and then fell back to sleepy and membebel mengarut mode.

The end.



p/s: don't ask whether I lulus or kandas. LOL


Even cat knows love.

Petang tadi keluar rumah hirup udara segar di beranda. Bergurau senda dengan nenek. Then suddenly I saw the mother cat. Nenek named her Telon, because in Jawa it means cat with three colors.

I didn't know Telon has kittens, I did suspect that but she looks just as skinny as always so I didn't think much.

As I was playfully riding my uncle's bicycle, I rode around the house and found Telon and her baby kitten. Or should I say, the body.

The baby kitten's dead.

Telon was waiting beside him/ her with sorrowful eyes

..(that earlier I thought it was just my imagination). I touched her and it was plain stiff and numb.

I don't know how the whole thing happened, but until now she's still there, waiting beside her baby kitten. As I told nenek, she cried.

There's a lot more to tell, but let me keep it in head for now. Bye :'(

16 January 2013

Are you literally serious?

Status: Currently infected by Yoon Shi Yoon's puppy eyes virus, not literally.


















 The next picture doesn't fit but..



I fell for the eyes, literally. LOL.




14 January 2013

Me Too, Flower!
































 Me Too, Flower! | episode 2.



09 January 2013

The Art of Tweetjacking

Tajuk macam power.


Tweetjacking is like you intrude someone else's twitter account and tweet something that will put him/her in ultimate shame. And the victim(s) will soon tweet another that may sounds like, "God I've been hacked!" which is double shame on 'em because they don't even know what HACK means!


When I capitalized HACK doesn't mean I wanna refer that to 'that' Malay movie k.


Sila cuba untuk differentiate apa maksud hack dengan hijacking, jangan buat malu diri. There's some people (the tweetjackers I mean) will typically write boring things like,


Hai saya cute

Hai saya cantik

Hai saya handsome


hey you know what? Maybe you're just plain dead boring and lame.


What the fish! Kau dah berjaya hijack akaun member tapi kau post up useless and meaningless things macam tu, don't you have enough devil side in you? Takyah nak menghanjing.


Why don't you write something like this (if there's any chance you tweetjack someone)


Kentut aku kuat kalah bom atom.


How's that? Be fun, man. Tweetjacking means to humiliate the victim(s) and to get funny replies or mention afterwords. Retweet is even worth it! lalu tersebar lah ke serata dunia and you can start your bloody evil laugh kih kih kih koh koh kroh kroh whatever


Ini tak, tweetjack tapi 'saya comel, saya lawa, saya kiut,' what tha-


And what do you expect? *krik krik krik* no one cares LOL.



*sorry for ranting. can't help myself. Stop misusing the term and start googling, NOW.